when you realize they weren’t waving at you
ive compiled a series of “you tried” stars for you to use in various occasions
[ding dong, ding dong]
Hello, sir and/or madam! Have you heard the good news?
i finally got to 15 followers on tumblr. i’m trying really hard to not let the fame get to my head but it’s difficult. today some lady at the supermarket asked me if i wanted paper or plastic bags and i just f*****cking lost it i am too famous for her questions. i can’t believe i haven’t been asked to do a magazine cover yet. i feel like it is coming soon.